The annual feast of Native Hospitality
November 25th to 28th

Thanksgiving Weekend

Prefer not to travel home for the holiday?

Then let me offer to you during the Thanksgiving holiday a taste of Native life, where giving is prized more than getting. If you are looking for somewhere to be thankful, where you will always be welcome, think of the Gargoyle House – here you can drop your clothes and your troubles end.

We offer Native Hospitality to any who wants to join us for a feast on Thursday, November 25th – some men have already booked for the long weekend, but we can always find a place for anyone who wants to join the respite and relaxation of sharing my lodge.

The main meal on November 25th is open to any who want to join us – no charge, no restrictions (other than you should be naked). If you want to bring something to share, please do. There will be seasonal treats from our local farms and, of course, we will roast a turkey and ham (or two).


If you want to reserve a room or bunk, or maybe you just want to join the Native Hospitality meal, please let me know (beasts@gargoylehouse.com) or call 802-535-0204.









Do you play well with others?
Hop aboard for Ticket to Ride/Naked Poker!

Join the Annual Year End Fete at
The Gargoyle Club
Sunday, December 31 - New Years Eve

Join a gentleman's night of a Dinner, Ticket to Ride, and our naked Poker Game
with conductors, railroad tycoons & card sharks, food & drink
you can make new friends as we ring in the New Year 2024

The evening will begin with your entry into the top floor Gargoyle Club, where you will find select tables and relaxing entertainment -

Again we offer you a full, lush buffet at which you can stuff yourself
over and over again!
The buffet is free of charge (gratuit).

Upstairs will feature two tables of Ticket to Ride laid out and ready for playing, Poker in the Lounge (with cigars/pipes) along with an amiable Conductor to punch your drink ticket, ply you with snacks,  and anything else to make your games a pleasure.

A buffet of fine foods will be accompanied by a byob bar hosted by our willing Conductor -- and of course, you can taste the goods all night. 


The buffet will include appetizers, main dishes,
desserts and amuse-bouches for your tasting pleasures.

There will be plenty of seating, and for those waiting, we offer the Main Floor Waiting Lounge with a Conductor to guide you to a seat, help with drinks. He is here for your comfort and to serve you.


Naked Poker in the Smoking Lounge car

New Years Eve will also be a night of cards and underhand deals. The poker table will be setup in the smoking lounge so we can have a man's night of cards. And you know someone always ends up skint or under the table.

The Poker Game itself will follow Texas Hold'em rules with a $20 buy-in. The winner takes three quarters (75%) of the pot, the second place player goes home with the other quarter (25%).

If you want to join those naked men on the tracks! for the New Years Dinner/Ticket to Ride/naked Poker, don't hesitate to email: (beasts@gargoylehouse.com)
or call 802-535-0204.

Reservations are required for The Gargoyle Club New Years Party



At Midnight-our annual Gargoyle House Nakedfire show
Burning Balls and The Burning Gargoyle

And as in the past, just after the stroking at midnight, a few select men will be honored with helping us light up the night - celebrating the coming of the New Year with fireballs and this year we'll have a Burning Gargoyle, too!



Click here to go to the video page and watch prior year's burning!

If you want to don warm clothes and swing some flames this year, tell us when you register; we always enjoy having new men playing with fire!

There are many types of accomodations still available for the holiday events -- even some 'less private' sleep sofa setups (for up to five men) on the second floor if you want to join us for a well fed and firey last night of 2023.

Reservations for New Years are required. Please don't hesitate to email beasts@gargoylehouse.com or call 802-535-0204 to join us.


Happy Naked Holidays - Open year round

In case you haven't been to the Gargoyle House during the holidays, you should know that the House is open throughout the season. Please don't hesitate to call if you want to book a room, even on Christmas Eve or Day. As in the past, rooms and bunks are available year round - it's never a burden to open the door to new friends or welcome past guests over the holidays.

To share the holiday naked with us, just email (beasts@gargoylehouse.com) or call (802-535-0204) -- we can help you spend the holidays with a friend -- and you can always join in wrapping something to give away -- or even just watch someone baking cookies in the kitchen.






















Throw the Yule log on....Uncle John